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   The Simpsons Game/Quotes Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki - [Homer wakes upwardly from a dream about The Land of Chocolate]
- Homer: Non dreaming, not dreaming, not drea- Wha-? Dammit, I was dreaming! Why is life so unfair? All I desire is the ability to eat everything in sight and plough into a giant ball! Is that likewise much to enquire?! Damn you, reality!
- White Chocolate Rabbit: Excuse me, fatty. Yous're eating our world!
- Homer: Hey! You look similar that rabbit thing from that book most a daughter named Alice who goes to Wonderland! What was information technology called? Oh yeah, Snow White in Stupidtown!
- [Afterwards finding "The Simpsons Game" guide]
- Bart: "The Simpsons Game"? The only Simpsons game I tin recollect of is the i where we pretend dad isn't an alcoholic.
- [At the Japanese land in Large Super Happy Fun Fun Game]
- Homer: Okay, I'yard in this stupid Japanese game. Simply I'm not eating sushi, unless it's covered in chocolate and there's no sushi in it.
- Lisa: An ancient Japanese village. I love learning near any culture, except American.
- [At Matt Groening's mansion in Five Characters in Search of an Author]
- Homer: This mansion is even bigger than the inside of Snoopy's canis familiaris firm!
- Bart: I'one thousand like Spiderman in a Batman costume.
- Lisa: No game is rubber from an industry that'southward ever changing. Sure "The Simpsons Game" is fun, with its unique upgradable graphic symbol abilities and its hilarious self-referencial cutscenes, but what about when the Xbox 720 comes out? Or the Playstation iv? No i volition want to play united states then!
- [Later Bart and Lisa destroy Mr. Burns' lumbering plant in Lisa the Tree Hugger]
- Mr. Burns: All I wanted was to destroy our delicate ecosystem. And this is the thank you I get. [sighs]
- Waylon Smithers: I'thousand distressing, sir. Desire me to go some goons to rough upwardly Al Gore?
- Mr. Burns: I'd like that.
- [Smithers pulls his cellphone out]
- [Inisde Mayor Quimby's pool]
- EA Executive: Congratulations, Quimby. You've made Thousand Theft Scratchy Mean solar day a tremendous success.
- Mayor Quimby: Thank you lot, [bleep]. Why don't we celebrate with some interns?
- [At the game engine in Bargain Bin]
- Homer: Oh my god! It's a nerd!
- Will Wright: That'south right. The nerdiest nerd in all the computerverse! [laughs]
- Lisa: Dad! That's Will Wright. Designer of Sim City and The Sims.
- Will Wright: Don't forget my biggest bomb: Sim Sandwich. It's failure drove me mad. Mad!
- [At their spaceship, watching Bart and Lisa talking to Captain McCallister later they defeated the dolphins]
- Kodos: They foiled our plot. We must have revenge!
- Kang: Revenge!
- Kodos: Vengeance!
- Kang: Revenge!
- Kodos: Payback is ours!
- [An oven rings]
- Kang: The mini-eggrolls are washed.
- [They accept out a tray of eggrolls and outset eating them]
- Kodos: Eggrolls!
- Kang: Delicious!
- Kodos: Hot! Revenge!
- Kang: Revenge!
- Kodos: Eggrolls!
- Kang: Dipping sauce!
- Kodos: Eggrolls!
- [Slight pause]
- Kang: Revenge!
- [A video game cartridge opens revealing pixelated versions of the Simpsons]
- Homer: Wow. We wait so pixely!
- Bart: And poorly rendered.
- Marge: Which one'south supposed to be me?
- Lisa: [to Volition Wright] Don't destroy them! They may exist obsolete just they're still... alive.
- 8-fleck Homer: Aid! He's crazy!
- 8-bit Bart: If he destroys united states, we'll never escape from Krusty Isle!
- 8-bit Marge: I'm Marge!
- Homer: (to Volition Wright) You lot can't do this!
- Will Wright: Of grade I tin! I'one thousand Volition Wright, bitch, and pretty before long when there's a new better Simpsons game than the i you're from, I'll destroy you too!
- [Later being transported to the game engine]
- Marge: Where are we?
- Lisa: Nosotros're in the game engine. If our life's a video game, then this is the manufactory where it was made.
- Homer: That'due south ridiculous! I'm not a video game character, I'm a real-life person with dreams and feelings... [He accidentally walks off a ledge and falls, only to reappear adjacent to them once again] All correct, fine. I'm a video game guy.
- Marge: At present tin I ask a question? If this is a videogame, where do we put the quarters?
- [Lenny and Carl are up a tree watching birds]
- Lenny: [A bird chirps] Hey, that sounds like a tree consume.
- Carl: No, it sounds similar a yellowish crowned heron. [Saw noises] Oh my god! That sounds like a chainsaw!
- Lenny: No, that sounds like a buzzsaw. [The tree falls with them on information technology on a conveyor chugalug and get trapped under the debris] Hey Carl, why do we fight so much?
- Carl: Sometimes I think it's all we accept left.
- [In live, showing Lard Lad destroying the city]
- Kent Brockman: [Beingness filmed, Homer and Bart run towards Lard Lad and push Kent out of the style. He gets upward and chases Homer and Bart] Good evening, Springfield. Kent Brockman here, chasing local imbecile Homer Simpson and his delinquent son Bart, who accept picked a fight with an out-of-command Donut Mascot statue. [To Bart] Bart Simpson, are you and your father insane?
- Homer: [Grabs the mike] Hi, Lenny, I'm on TV! I said your proper name on Goggle box - don't tell Carl! Unless he'due south watching this, in which case: hullo, Carl, don't tell Lenny I said your name!
- [Homer and Bart continue running and Kent gets in a helicopter]
- [In the creator's mansion garden]
- Bart: This is it...the home of our creator! I say we smash his face, bust his stuff, and take a leak on his lawn!
- Homer: Way ahead of you lot, boy! [Homer is peeing on the dollar sign-shaped bushes. Bart laughs and does the same while a camera sees them. On his office, the creator is sit down on his chair and turns around, revealing he is Matt Groening]
- Matt Groening: [sees Homer and Bart through a screen] So they desire a war?! Well, and then it'south a war they'll get! Violet, engage the super toon defence systems!
- Violet: Yes, Mister Groening.
- Matt Groening: Information technology's "GREY-ning"!
- Violet: Are y'all sure?
- Matt Groening: No.
- [Homer and Bart make it to his office]
- Bart: I bet you lot our creator is like a thousand foot Godzilla, with big boobs and he breathes fire snot.
- Matt Groening: Call back again, your creator is Tv set'due south almost beloved blitheness visionary.
- Homer: Seth MacFarlane?
- Matt Groening: AAAAHH... Say hello to my little friends. [Draws a picture of Bender and Dr. Zoidberg that comes to life.]
- [At the Sky, after defeating God in a Trip the light fantastic toe Dance Revolution game]
- Bart: All right, loser! You stop the destruction of our boondocks and give united states of america some answers, or these relieve games go in the drinkable! [shows God's "Infinite MB Retentivity Carte"]
- God: NO...my saved games! Terminate! I'm on the final boss fight in Oblivion, and I can't outset over again from the kickoff!
| The Simpsons Game | | Levels | | Springfield • The Land of Chocolate • Bartman Begins • Around the World in 80 Bites • Lisa the Tree Hugger • Mob Rules • Enter the Cheatrix • The Day of the Dolphin • Shadow of the Colossal Donut • Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers • Deal Bin • NeverQuest • Grand Theft Scratchy • Medal of Homer • Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game • Five Characters in Search of an Author • Game Over | | Characters | | Homer • Bart • Lisa • Marge • Maggie • White chocolate rabbit • EA Mini Krusty • Will Wright • Koopa Troopa • Mario • Sonic • Donkey Kong | | Other | | Abilities • References/Trivia • Appearances • Credits • Soundtrack • Extras • Quotes • Achievements • Bite Dark: The Chompion | |
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